Daily Dumbass Report 083017
A guy in Florida was arrested for drugs on Saturday . . . and once he got to jail, $20 bills started falling out of his butt. It turns out he’d jammed $1,090 in his rectum to try to hide it from the cops. He’s facing several charges.
A guy in South Carolina called the cops on Sunday night when he thought he saw two people having a medical emergency on a golf course. It turns out it was a couple having sex . . . so they were arrested for indecent exposure.
A guy in India got throat cancer from smoking . . . so on Thursday, he SHOT and KILLED his coworker who’d introduced him to cigarettes. Now he’s facing murder charges.