A Couple Gets Caught Having Sex in a Bar Bathroom . . . and Then Again in a Port-a-Potty Outside

There aren’t many places in the world that are GROSSER to have sex than a bar bathroom . . . but this couple found one.

 

A 26-year-old guy and a 28-year-old woman were busted for having sex in the women’s bathroom at an Irish pub in Clarksville, Tennessee recently.  Someone called the cops, and an officer told them to get dressed, leave, and find a ride home.

 

They got dressed and left . . . but they didn’t go home.  Instead, they drunkenly stumbled to a PORT-A-POTTY in the parking lot and kept getting-it-on in there.

 

The cops watched them leave the bar and go to the port-a-potty . . . and this time they didn’t just get a warning.

 

They were both arrested for public intoxication and indecent exposure and taken to jail . . . which is probably a good thing, since I’m guessing the next stop on their sex tour would’ve been somewhere even grosser, like a toxic waste dump or Arby’s.

 

(The Leaf-Chronicle)