Jai Courtney is 37. Eric in the “Divergent” movies, John McClane’s son in “A Good Day to Die Hard”, and Kyle Reese in “Terminator Genisys”.
Kellan Lutz is 38. Emmett Cullen in the “Twilight” movies, and one of the new recruits in “Expendables 3”.
Eva Amurri is 38. Susan Sarandon’s daughter. She was Jackie the stripper on “Californication”. Her real-life husband knows how good he has it. When the nanny came on to him, he FIRED her.
Young Buck is 42. Member of 50 Cent’s crew, G-Unit.
Pollyanna McIntosh is 44. Jadis on “The Walking Dead”.
Takeru Kobayashi is 45. Hot dog-eating fiend.
Brian Tee is 46. Dr. Choi on “Chicago Med”.
Eva Longoria is 48. Gabby on “Desperate Housewives”.
Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas is 48.
Stupid One-Liners: will.i.am turns 48 today:
. . . If you want to get him a gift, you can’t go wrong with a capital letter. (Tweet It)
. . . What does the “i’ middle initial stand for? Irrelevant.
Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 is 51.
Kim Raver is 54. Audrey on “24”, and Dr. Teddy Altman on “Grey’s Anatomy”.
Mark McGrath is 55. Sugar Ray singer. “Celebrity Big Brother” loser.
Rockwell is 59. Biggest hit: the Geico commercial jam “Somebody’s Watching Me“ with Michael Jackson. It was originally released in 1984.
His real name is Kennedy William Gordy. He’s Berry Gordy’s son. He came up with the name “Rockwell” because he believed he “rocked well”. (True.)
Bret Michaels is 60. Lead singer of Poison, and one of the many men who has made naughty videos with Pamela Anderson. He won “Celebrity Apprentice”in 2010 . . . then allegedly hooked up with Miley Cyrus’ mom.
Jimmy Baio is 61. Billy Tate on “Soap”. He’s Scott Baio’s cousin.
Terence Trent D’arby is 61. This guy SHOULD HAVE BEEN Lenny Kravitz. Biggest hit: 1988’s “Wishing Well“.
Fabio is 64. Full Name: Fabio Lanzoni. Once the highest paid models in the world, and “Cosmopolitan” magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year in 1993. He’s modeled for the covers of romance novels that have sold 100 million copies.
He recorded a classic album entitled “Fabio After Dark”, starred on TV’s top show “Acapulco Heat”, was hit in the face by a goose on March 30th, 1999 . . . and he still “Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter“.
Park Overall is 66. Laverne on “Empty Nest”.
Dee Snider is 68. Twisted Sister. “We’re Not Gonna Take It“.
Ry Cooder is 76. Guitar legend.
Sly Stone is 80. Sly & The Family Stone legend. “Everyday People“ and “Thank You“.
Mike Love is 82. The Beach Boys. His nephew Kevin Love plays pro hoops for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Stupid One-Liner: Mike Love of the Beach Boys turns 82 today. These days for Love it’s more like, “Help Me Rhonda . . . I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up”.
Phil Lesh from the Grateful Dead is 83.
Judd Hirsch is 88. Arthur on “Superior Donuts”, Alex Rieger on “Taxi”, and Jeff Goldblum’s dad in the “Independence Day” movies.
Jimmy Swaggart is 88. CON MAN. Televangelist who LOVES hookers in motel rooms. In 1988, he admitted in a tearful confession that he had sinned.
Then in 1991, he was stopped by police for a traffic violation . . . with a fresh prostitute in his car. She said Swaggart asked her for some very kinky sex.
He’s Jerry Lee Lewis’ cousin. Pervert runs in their blood. Sheeple, don’t give this dude any more money!
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (1933 – 2020) Beloved Supreme Court Justice. Felicity Jones plays her in “On the Basis of Sex“, the 2018 movie about RBG’s fight for equal rights.
Andrew Jackson (1767 – 1845) The guy on the front of the $20 bill . . . at least for now. There are plans to replace him with Harriet Tubman in the next few years. If that happens, they’ll move Andrew Jackson to the back of the bill.
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