Vanessa Morgan is 31.  Toni Topaz on “Riverdale” and Lyria on MTV’s “Shannara Chronicles”.  Your kids might also remember her from “My Babysitter’s a Vampire”.

Kyrie Irving is 31.  Dallas Mavericks point guard.  He IS Uncle Drew.

Brett Eldredge is 37.  Country singer.

Steven Strait is 37.  James Holden on Syfy’s “The Expanse”, the stud from “10,000 B.C.”, and angry superhero Warren Peace in “Sky High”.

Perez Hilton is 45.

Michelle Monaghan is 47.  Tom Cruise’s wife Julia in the “Mission Impossible” movies.  She’s also Mark Wahlberg’s wife in the Boston Marathon bombing movie “Patriots Day”, and Woody Harrelson’s wife on the first season of “True Detective”.

Keri Russell is 47.  “The Americans”, and “Felicity”.  She used to be a Mouseketeer with Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and J.C. Chasez.

Randall Park is 49.  Louis Huang on “Fresh Off the Boat” and Jimmy Woo in the MCU.

Jason Kidd is 50.  Former NBA player who’s now the head coach for the Dallas Mavericks.

Poe is 55.  Biggest hit:  Angry Johnny.  Remember “Angry Johnny”?  With the line, “I wanna kill you.  I wanna blow you . . . away”?

Damon Albarn is 55.  Guitarist and singer in Blur, and now, Gorillaz.

John Wayne Bobbitt is 56.

Stupid One-Liner:  John Wayne Bobbitt turns 56 today.  His was the most famous case of a man getting his genitals lopped off by his wife . . . until Will Smith at last year’s Oscars.

Marin Hinkle is 57.  Jon Cryer’s horrible ex, Judith, on “Two and a Half Men”.  Now she’s Midge’s mom on the Amazon Original series “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”, and Dr. Miller on the ABC sitcom “Speechless”.

Richard Grieco is 58.  Officer Dennis Booker on “21 Jump Street” AND “Booker”.  He had a cameo in “22 Jump Street”.

Hope Davis is 59.  Ruthless mob mom Gina Baxter on Showtime’s Your Honor.  She was also Iron Man’s mom in “Captain America Civil War”.

Catherine Keener is 64.  Jim Carrey’s sister Didi on “Kidding”, Trish in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”, and Allison Williams’ creepy, hypnotizing mom in the AWESOME horror flick “Get Out”.

Amanda Plummer is 66.  Honey Bunny in “Pulp Fiction”, and District 3 tribute Wiress in the second “Hunger Games” movie “Catching Fire”.

Her dad is Christopher Plummer, the guy who played Captain Von Trapp in “The Sound of Music”, and J. Paul Getty in “All the Money in the World”.

Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan is 70.  You can NEVER say her name just once.  I Feel for YouAin’t NobodyI’m Every Woman, and Through the Fire.

Ric Ocasek  (1944 – 2019)  Lead singer for The Cars.

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