HIGHLIGHTS: NewSong’s “The Christmas Shoes” tops a list of the WORST Christmas songs. It’s followed by “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy and “Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)” by The Weather Girls.
FULL STORY: AV Club ranked 30 of the WORST Christmas songs of all time. But that being said, adding any of these to your playlist might just spice up your holiday gathering.
Here are the Top 20:
1. “The Christmas Shoes”, NewSong
2. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”, Elmo & Patsy
3. “Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)”, The Weather Girls
4. “The Night Santa Went Crazy”, Weird Al Yankovic
5. “That’s Christmas to Me”, Pentatonix
6. “Christmas Tree”, Lady Gaga
7. “21st Century Christmas”, Cliff Richard
8. “Last Christmas”, Crazy Frog
9. “Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk on Christmas)”, John Denver
10. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reggae”, Paul McCartney
11. “I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas with a Dalek”, The Go-Go’s (NOT the ’80s New Wave band.)
12. “Santa Claus, the Original Hippie”, Homer & Jethro
13. “If It Doesn’t Snow on Christmas”, Joe Pesci
14. “Mistletoe”, Justin Bieber
15. “Back Door Santa”, Bon Jovi
16. “Cherry Cherry Christmas”, Neil Diamond
17. “Christmas with Satan”, James Chance
18. “The Little Drum Machine Boy”, Beck
19. “Christmas with the Devil”, Spinal Tap
20. “Snoopy’s Christmas”, The Royal Guardsmen
(You can see the complete list here.)
(Are we forgetting Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime”? I know that one’s divisive and somehow, not everyone hates it, so I guess that’s not a total miss.)
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