Nicola Peltz is 28. Blonde killer from the “Bates Motel” TV series. She played Mark Wahlberg’s daughter Tessa in “Transformers: Age of Extinction”.
Nina Dobrev is 34. Elena on “The Vampire Diaries”.
Kate Middleton is 41. Prince William’s wife and the mother of his children. She’s the Duchess of Cambridge.
A.J. McLean is 45. The BADDEST Backstreet Boy. He went to rehab in 2001 for his addictions to alcohol, drugs, and groupies.
Chad Ochocinco is 45. Zero Super Bowl rings.
Omari Hardwick is 49. Ghost St. Patrick on the Starz series “Power”.
Sean Paul is 50. “She Doesn’t Mind“, “Got 2 Luv U“, Clean Bandit’s “Rockabye“, Sia’s “Cheap Thrills“, and Beyoncé’s “Baby Boy“.
Dave Matthews is 56. REAL musician.
Biggest Albums: 1994’s “Under the Table and Dreaming” with “Ants Marching“, “What Would You Say“ and “Satellite“ . . . and 1999’s “Crash” with “Crash Into Me“, “So Much to Say“, “Too Much“ and “Tripping Billies“.
Joely Richardson is 58. Sean’s wife Julia on “Nip/Tuck”.
Muggsy Bogues is 58. Former NBA baller who was only 5-foot-3.
Eric Erlandson is 60. Hole guitarist. He used to kiss Drew Barrymore.
Mark Martin is 64. NASCAR driver who wrote “NASCAR for Dummies”.
Phil Lewis is 66. L.A. Guns singer.
J.K. Simmons is 68. Howard Silk on the Starz sci-fi series “Counterpart”. You also know him as J. Jonah Jameson in the first “Spider-Man” trilogy, Will Pope on “The Closer”, and Vern Schillinger on “Oz”.
Crystal Gayle is 72. Country singer. She’s Loretta Lynn’s little sister. Remember “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue“?
David Johansen is 73. Sold out, changed his name to Buster Poindexter and hit it HUGE with “Hot Hot Hot“ in the ’80s. He started his career as the lead singer for the classic glam band, the New York Dolls.
Jimmy Page is 79. Led Zeppelin legend.
HUGE albums, including 1969’s “Led Zeppelin”, with “Good Times Bad Times” . . . 1969’s “Led Zeppelin (Two)”, with “Whole Lotta Love” and “Living Loving Maid (She’s Just a Woman)” . . . 1970’s “Led Zeppelin (Three)”, with “Tangerine” and “Immigrant Song” . . . and 1971’s “Led Zeppelin (Four)”, featuring “Black Dog”, “Rock and Roll” and “Stairway to Heaven”.
Stupid One-Liners: Jimmy Page turns 79 today:
. . . These days, Page mostly “rambles on” after watching Fox News.
. . . His “Stairway to Heaven” nowhas a chair lift.
Joan Baez is 82. Sexy folk singer.
Richard Nixon (1913 – 1994) The 37th President of the United States. He resigned in disgrace on August 9, 1974.
Bob Denver (1935 – 2005) “Gilligan’s Island” superstar.
Jimmy Boyd (1939 – 2009) “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus“.
Dick Enberg (1935 – 2017) Sexy sportscaster.
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